and what makes them that so amusing, hysterical, priceless and absurd are the fact that they say them so innocently and so honestly.....
i have decided that i need to record some of the things that they say....not only so i can laugh on a whim but so that they can hear it 10, 15, or even 20 years down the road....
in order to do this i have had to become diligent about keeping a pad and pen with me so i can jot down what they say...did a pretty good job of it this week....
i think the hardest part of recording the delightful things that they say is telling myself not to laugh too loud...i mean seriously....some of the things they say have be laughing hours after they have been said....
here are a few things that have been said this week.....
"i told my gina (vagina) not to pee" was said by Adilyn when we got home after driving like bats outta hell the last 10 miles home because she had to go pee SOOOO bad...
"mom...you wouldn't understand...i'm not from this world" was said by Avery when i was trying to understand why she decided to rearrange the 103,874,650,307,467 books on her bookshelf...
was screamed at the top of her lungs which shattered the silence of the car one morning on the way to the gym (quite honestly it scared the pee outta me) "IT'S THE POKEY LADY!!!!!" by this Adilyn is referring to the person who dresses as the statue of liberty and stands outside of the tax places....
"you better watch your 'tude"....said to me by Adilyn after I had just spoken with Avery about how we need to have a positive attitude and not have such a poopy attitude when we don't get our way....
"im havin' a gurls cwub only....and daddy gets to come too"...said by Adilyn on her way home from preschool...she either thinks her daddy is a girl or she is missing him something awful....I'm gonna say that it's a little of both...and maybe she sees her daddy as androgynous and that is perfectly wonderful with me!!!
"mamma...you got some B I G grocery bags under your eyes"...really Adilyn...did you have to point out the fact that mamma often goes without sleep??? and of all places...we were walking down the cosmetic isle at Target....thanks kid for pointing out the fact that mamma could benefit from a little concealer!!!
"i don't want to eat lion...pig is better" said by Avery....my response "why baby"...her response..."because it would take WAY too much work to get all that hair off of the lion...by the time you got it off you probably wouldn't be hungry anymore".....I'm with her on that one....
"girls have ginas (again this is Adilyn for VAgina) and boys have peanuts." if she only knew....and why correct her??? she is 3 and she is innocent and cute and so full of a thirst for knowledge....she will grow up and she will learn that boys have penis's...i hardly doubt she will be a grown woman and still think that they are peanuts....i want to let them be as young as they can for as long as they can....
so there you have it...these are just a few of the things that have been said around here the past week...
and with that i will leave you with a few pictures of the girls doing a little Saturday morning yoga...i had gone downstairs to change out the laundry and come upstairs to my two little yoga girls!!!
Happy Saturday Lovely Readers
xoxoxoxox
~R~
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